Yoga class mein mujhse ek galti ho gayi…

Mujhse zor se fart nikal gaya

Mujhe laga abhi aas-paas baithi saari ladies apne yoga mats uthayengi aur mujhe maarne aa jayengi.

Lekin, kisi ne kuch nahi kaha.

Maine rahat ki saans li aur hansne laga.

Par main itna zor se hansa na, ki mere teen aur fart nikal gaye

Ab toh sab mujhe ghoor rahe the.

Peechhe se ek aunty dheere se boli

Excuse me, Hum log bhi yahan yoga karne ki koshish kar rahe hain

Maine saamne dekha, meri dost kone mein baithi thi.

Uski aankhon mein dekhkar mujhe thodi himmat mili.

Maine kaha

Toh main bhi toh apni Fart assana ki practice kar raha hoon

(Pause. Sab mujhe ghoorne lagte hain.)

Aunty ne aisa ghoora,

jaise maine yoga studio mein nahi, sansad mein koi gunaah kar diya ho

Poore room mein sannata tha.

Sab shaant, sab serious,

Aur tabhi,

DHADAAK

Studio ke doosre kone se ek aur zor ka fart sunai diya

Maine dekha, woh meri dost thi

Bas phir kya tha

Pehle ek banda hansa, phir doosra

 aur dheere-dheere poora studio hansne laga.

Aur uske baad toh…

Kahin se fart, kahin se hansi, koi rok hi nahi paa raha tha

Poora yoga studio

FART KA CONCERT ban gya tha

(Haste hue, rahat ki saans leta hai.)

Us din samajh aaya

Kabhi-kabhi zindagi mein khulkar jeene ke liye…

Bas ek fart ki zaroorat hoti hai

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