CHARACTER: Saas, 50–60
EMOTION: Shock → Taunt → Fake sweetness
SETTING: Kitchen
INT. KITCHEN – DAY
The BAHU accidentally drops the jar of mango pickle.
CRASH!
Pickle spills all over the floor.
The saas walks in and looks at the mess.
SAAS
(shocked)
Arey… ye kya kar diya tumne?!
(looks at the spilled pickle)
Tumhe pata hai… aam ka achaar kaise banta hai?
Sabse pehle aam kaatna padta hai…
Phir usko dhoop mein sukhana padta hai…
Uske baad masala banana padta hai…
Aur phir itni mehnat se…
achaar tayyar hota hai.
(looks at bahu, sarcastic smile)
Aur tumne…
ek minute mein poora saal ka achaar khatam kar diya.
(pause)
Koi baat nahi bahu…
Aakhir ghar mein tum bhi toh nayi-nayi aayi ho…
Tumse bhi galtiyan hongi.
(looks at the mess again)
Bas agli baar…
achaar ka dabba mat girana.
Mera BP gir jaata hai